Apparently Christmas has been hijacked.
It’s supposed to be about the birth of Jesus. It’s become all about giving presents.
I’m the vicar. I’m supposed to tell people to focus less on the presents, and more on the real meaning of Christmas.
I’m not going to do that! Because the real meaning of Christmas is all about giving presents. In fact, the more you grasp what Christmas is really about, the more you’ll want to give things to other people.